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How to Annoy the Akatsuki!

Warning:
You may be glomped, eaten, blown up, turned into a puppet, trapped in the Tsukuyomi, shredded to pieces, sacrificed, have every bone in your body broken, given a thousand painful papercuts, or just plain killed. Have fun!

1. Give Tobi sugar
2. Give Tobi caffeine
3. Send Orochimaru back when he’s in a “grabby” mood
4. Tell Tobi he’s not a good boy
5. Knock Hidan’s head off
6. Tape his mouth shut so he can’t swear
7. Then use it to play soccer
8. Put Kakuzu’s money through a paper shredder
9. Ask Itachi if he’ll kill your family too. If he says yes, tell him not to forget the little brother this time
10. Suggest that the only reason why Konan is in the Akatsuki is because she’s screwing Pein
11. Suggest that the only reason why Pein is in the Akatsuki is because he’s screwing the REAL leader (Konan)
12. Call Deidara a girl
13. In front of Sasori
14. Ask Kisame if he considers eating sushi cannibalistic
15. Follow Pein around constantly, and tell him you’re playing “follow the leader”  
16. Sell Hidan to Kakuzu
17. Cut off Itachi’s hair and tell him he looks JUST like Sasuke
18. Say “un” every time Deidara tries to speak
19. Wave a magnet under Pein’s face
20. Dance around Sasori, singing “I’ve got no strings”
21. Take Itachi to a Naruto convention, and watch him get mobbed by fangirls
22. Ask Kisame if the reason why Samehada is so big is because he’s compensating for something
23. Tell Pein that his “I am god” complex indicates a low self-esteem
24. Ask Zetsu if he’s really a cannibal, because he’s only half-human
25. Take Tobi’s mask when he’s asleep
26. Steal Kakuzu’s money
27. Try to sell it back to him
28. Constantly remind Sasori that he got beaten by an old lady and a girl with pink hair
29. Send Zetsu on a blind date with a tree
30. Tell Pein he’s basically running a yaoi dating service
31. Tell all the Akatsuki members to search their own names on fanfic.net
32. Tell them to search their own names on deviantart
33. When they’re out on missions with their partners (and are trying to look all badass) exclaim “OMG, you two are SO cute together! How long have you been dating?”
34. Tell a horde of fangirls where the base is
35. Tape the reactions of everything above, and post them on youtube
meh. most of these are fairly generic and unoriginal. enjoy.

characters do not belong to me - but i will buy Hidan one day, i swear
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:icondragonlord95:
Dragonlord95 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
number 4 is not funny TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!!!
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believeitkid Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2010
lol
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:icongar-a-ash:
gar-a-ash Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2009  Student Digital Artist
do you mind if i use some of these ideas in a crack fic? i'll give credit.
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:iconxxlotti-waxx:
Xxlotti-waxX Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2009
Sure you can! Plz send me a link when you're done? ;-)
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:icongar-a-ash:
gar-a-ash Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2009  Student Digital Artist
of course!
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:iconxxlotti-waxx:
Xxlotti-waxX Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2009
Yey! :D
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:icongar-a-ash:
gar-a-ash Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2009  Student Digital Artist
I'll get working on it!
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:icongaaraxaxel29:
gaaraxaxel29 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2009
dddduuuuuddddeeee...... :XD: i wanna be able to do this one day... that's just plain funny :XD:
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:iconxxlotti-waxx:
Xxlotti-waxX Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2009
lol, don't we all? :D
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:icongaaraxaxel29:
gaaraxaxel29 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2009
> :D
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