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How to Annoy the Akatsuki!
Warning: You may be glomped, eaten, blown up, turned into a puppet, trapped in the Tsukuyomi, shredded to pieces, sacrificed, have every bone in your body broken, given a thousand painful papercuts, or just plain killed. Have fun!
1. Give Tobi sugar
2. Give Tobi caffeine
3. Send Orochimaru back when he’s in a “grabby” mood
4. Tell Tobi he’s not a good boy
5. Knock Hidan’s head off
6. Tape his mouth shut so he can’t swear
7. Then use it to play soccer
8. Put Kakuzu’s money through a paper shredder
9. Ask Itachi if he’ll kill your family too. If he says yes, tell him not to forget the little brother this time
10. Suggest that the only reason why Konan is in the Akatsuki is because she’s screwing Pein
11. Suggest that the only reason why Pein is in the Akatsuki is because he’s screwing the REAL leader (Konan)
12. Call Deidara a girl
13. In front of Sasori
14. Ask Kisame if he considers eating sushi cannibalistic
15. Follow Pein around constantly, and tell him you’re playing “follow the leader”
16. Sell Hidan to Kakuzu
17. Cut off Itachi’s hair and tell him he looks JUST like Sasuke
18. Say “un” every time Deidara tries to speak
19. Wave a magnet under Pein’s face
20. Dance around Sasori, singing “I’ve got no strings”
21. Take Itachi to a Naruto convention, and watch him get mobbed by fangirls
22. Ask Kisame if the reason why Samehada is so big is because he’s compensating for something
23. Tell Pein that his “I am god” complex indicates a low self-esteem
24. Ask Zetsu if he’s really a cannibal, because he’s only half-human
25. Take Tobi’s mask when he’s asleep
26. Steal Kakuzu’s money
27. Try to sell it back to him
28. Constantly remind Sasori that he got beaten by an old lady and a girl with pink hair
29. Send Zetsu on a blind date with a tree
30. Tell Pein he’s basically running a yaoi dating service
31. Tell all the Akatsuki members to search their own names on fanfic.net
32. Tell them to search their own names on deviantart
33. When they’re out on missions with their partners (and are trying to look all badass) exclaim “OMG, you two are SO cute together! How long have you been dating?”
34. Tell a horde of fangirls where the base is
35. Tape the reactions of everything above, and post them on youtube
Warning: You may be glomped, eaten, blown up, turned into a puppet, trapped in the Tsukuyomi, shredded to pieces, sacrificed, have every bone in your body broken, given a thousand painful papercuts, or just plain killed. Have fun!
1. Give Tobi sugar
2. Give Tobi caffeine
3. Send Orochimaru back when he’s in a “grabby” mood
4. Tell Tobi he’s not a good boy
5. Knock Hidan’s head off
6. Tape his mouth shut so he can’t swear
7. Then use it to play soccer
8. Put Kakuzu’s money through a paper shredder
9. Ask Itachi if he’ll kill your family too. If he says yes, tell him not to forget the little brother this time
10. Suggest that the only reason why Konan is in the Akatsuki is because she’s screwing Pein
11. Suggest that the only reason why Pein is in the Akatsuki is because he’s screwing the REAL leader (Konan)
12. Call Deidara a girl
13. In front of Sasori
14. Ask Kisame if he considers eating sushi cannibalistic
15. Follow Pein around constantly, and tell him you’re playing “follow the leader”
16. Sell Hidan to Kakuzu
17. Cut off Itachi’s hair and tell him he looks JUST like Sasuke
18. Say “un” every time Deidara tries to speak
19. Wave a magnet under Pein’s face
20. Dance around Sasori, singing “I’ve got no strings”
21. Take Itachi to a Naruto convention, and watch him get mobbed by fangirls
22. Ask Kisame if the reason why Samehada is so big is because he’s compensating for something
23. Tell Pein that his “I am god” complex indicates a low self-esteem
24. Ask Zetsu if he’s really a cannibal, because he’s only half-human
25. Take Tobi’s mask when he’s asleep
26. Steal Kakuzu’s money
27. Try to sell it back to him
28. Constantly remind Sasori that he got beaten by an old lady and a girl with pink hair
29. Send Zetsu on a blind date with a tree
30. Tell Pein he’s basically running a yaoi dating service
31. Tell all the Akatsuki members to search their own names on fanfic.net
32. Tell them to search their own names on deviantart
33. When they’re out on missions with their partners (and are trying to look all badass) exclaim “OMG, you two are SO cute together! How long have you been dating?”
34. Tell a horde of fangirls where the base is
35. Tape the reactions of everything above, and post them on youtube
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Ways to annoy the Akatsuki
1) Ask Hidan if you can borrow his hair gel
2) Tell Itachi that he should consider auditioning for hair care commercials
3) Tease Tobi until he runs to Deidara, whining, and then say it wasn't your fault
4) Tell Itachi that his nail polish is chipped
5) Ask Pein if all his piercings hurt
6) Buy a pair of Sharingan contact lenses and walk around telling Itachi "I AM YOUR FATHER!!!"
7) Scratch off a lottery ticket in front of Kakuzu, say "Holy crow, I won!" kiss the lottery ticket and then walk off
8) Convince Tobi that the moon is a giant spree, and tell him that the only way to get to it is by using Dei-san's bird
9) Tell Itachi that
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How to Annoy Akatsuki Members
Several Ways to Annoy the Akatsuki and its Members! ^^
Well, this was inspired by MalunaDragons piece on how to tick off Deidara. So, here goes
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Akatsuki:
1. Call them the Akatuski. I know someone who actually does that
2. Hide their hats when they need to go out on missions.
3. Replace their shampoo with bubble bath. This will leave their hair smelling wonderful and floral, and if you use the right bubble bath, itll probably make Hidans hair a bit pink
4. Let Tobi have more than his daily quotient of Otter Pops and soda.
5. Switch their rings during
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Annoy the Akatsuki
Some ways to annoy people in the akatsuki:
ITACHI:
1. Buy sharingan contacts
2."accidentally" cut off his pony-tail
3.call him old
4. draw hundreds of chibis of him and post them all over his room
5.draw chibis of him and sasuke holding hands and mail it to him
6.push him into Kisame
7.steal all his clothes and replace them with Konans, even the undergarments
8.call him weasel, over, and over again
9.replace his nail polish with bright pink-glitter nail polish
10.throw tobi at him
11.Write and epic fanfic pairing him up with Kisame, force him to read it
12. say you posted all him personal pics on google and now all the fangirls k
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meh. most of these are fairly generic and unoriginal. enjoy.
characters do not belong to me - but i will buy Hidan one day, i swear
characters do not belong to me - but i will buy Hidan one day, i swear
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I got one, search their "partner names" on deviant art….. your welcome. (evil grin)